even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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