I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
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