Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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