I wish I could punch you in the face.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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