that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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