Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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