his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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