Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
porn star boner night. come get it.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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