Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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