i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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