I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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