Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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