So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
