Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
