i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
No I am not eating basil off your cock
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
MIDGETS
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I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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