I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Randomize
