i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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