How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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