I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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