he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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