I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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