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(574): View more from Indiana

pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.

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(850): View more from Florida

I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity

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(913): View more from Kansas

They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.

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(816): View more from Missouri

As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...

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(631): View more from New York

did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?

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(424): View more from California

This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it

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(914): View more from New York

You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.

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(510): View more from California

My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.

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