You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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