Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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