He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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