It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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