chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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