I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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