I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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