Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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