I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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