He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
you had me at cake vodka
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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