in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
i out mim tonsoeep
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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