We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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