New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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