I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
This is my gift to your gina
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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