Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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