Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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