Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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