Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Nobody cheats on THIS.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
