my mouth tastes like poor choices
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
tell me about the fingering
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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