so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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