I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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