Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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