found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Just pee around me
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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