Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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