Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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