he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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