Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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