Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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