Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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