Sry I called you an 8
I hate your face
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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