Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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