Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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