i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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