i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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