But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
bring money and cleavage
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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