I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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